ALL I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE.......
.......I LEARNED FROM MY HORSE
1.when in doubt run far, far
away.
2.you can never have too many
treats
3.passing gas in publi is nothing
to be ashamed of
4.new shoes are an absolute
necessity every 6 weeks
5.ignore cues. there jsut a
prompt to do more work
6.everyone loves a good, wet,
slobbery kiss
7.never run when you can jog.
never jog when you can walk. and never
walk when you can stand still
8.heaven is eating for at least
10 hours a day....and then sleeping the
rest
9.eat plenty of roughage
10.great legs and nice rear
will get you anywhere. big brown eyes will
help too.
11.when you want your way,
stomp hard on the nearest foot.
12.in times of crisis take
a poop
13.act dumb in face of a task
you dont want to do
14.follow the herd. that way,
you cant be singled out to take the blame
15.a swift kick in the butt
will get anyones attention
16.love those who love you
back, especially if they have something good
to eat!
